You could sense I am not happy or bubbly in this blog. Why? It’s Finals week. Yep.
So I tried to study for finals. I really did. But before that I had a lot of things to do.
Job #2: After cleaning my room I realize I’m hungry. *prepares steak and potatoes (YES POTATOES IM LITHUANIAN OK STOP JUDGING)*
Job #3: Bought a unicorn. Named him Charlie. He’s nice. He likes to chew on my nose sometimes. Charlie is silly.
Job #5: Cry because you’ll fail everything in life just like that one time you went into a shop to buy yourself candy and you were 1LT short. Dammit you Iki.
Job #6: go to sleep. Talk yourself into the fact regarded as “student axiom” that you can’t study if you are tired.
Job #7: Lie to yourself that everything will be ok.
If you will see me you are allowed to either feed me cupcakes or shoot me with a nice and sparkly sleeping potion just like they shoot sick animals in cartoons.
Dame de la mer